Return To ME - Melrose Park Bar

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4.0

Waht the heck was that?

One night after I came to, I was laying on the bar. As I came to, I noticed my underwear was down around my ankles. That would'nt have been so bad, but my ankles were behind my head. As I came to again and ordered another beer, I noticed a throbbing sensation in my rectum. I figured I would ignor... sammyjoescanio, a user of citysearch.com. Read full review on CitySearch

3.0

People say i'm cheap!!!!

Hi everyone. This is Roger "Butchie" Mariani. I no longer own "Return to Me" but I would like to take a trip down memory lane. When I owned the bar I ws a cheap fcuk that suffered from "little man's complex". Because I was short and ugly I never gave out a free drink to any of my friends or co-wo... shortbutchie, a user of citysearch.com. Read full review on CitySearch

5.0

Love in the handicap stall.

One night, in the middle of a binge, Joe Cannolli walked into the bar. Fresh off an "incident" with an unwilling internet date, he came into the bathroom with me. I asked to see his member. He pulled it out, then unexpectedly, he ... vinniedog, a user of citysearch.com. Read full review on CitySearch

5.0

Jager Bomb memories

Late one night, after having one too many Jager Bombs. I stumbled into the bathroom and promply passed out. As I awoke, I had a hammer in everyhole I had, and some I didnt before I passed out. I just played like ... domdom, a user of citysearch.com. Read full review on CitySearch

5.0

I've been hammered there more times than Acey picked up a penny on the street !!!!!!

Me ( the hammer ) and my best friend Vinnie, always like to go into the bathroom and have a little fun with each others package's. I know I like to talk like I've got clout ... thedrunk, a user of citysearch.com. Read full review on CitySearch